How to kayak at green pastures

PROCEDURE

Goal: how to kayak at green pastures

(1) first put your life jacket on and clip it in so that its tight.

then slowly put your kayak into the lake.

(2) once your kayak is in the lake slowly approach the kayak
and sit in the kayak carefully so that you 

don't fall in the lake like i did.

(3) grab your paddle tightly and dip the left side into the water.
 use the flat side of the paddle as if you were chopping
the water.

(4) heave your paddle pulling your right hand towards you
and keep your left hand in place.

(5) then quickly take the paddle out of the water and turn your
right hand in a forwards motion and keep your left hand
in place and put the right side of the paddle in the
water. repeat step (4)

(6) HAVE  FUN!! 😄

introducing myself

this is me at CSNS(I don't normally hang upside down or look like this)