Writing: Free Writing

TRIP! SPLASH! Earth got a shovel dug up some dirt and planted my face in it.”Pe!pu!pa!Eww.” “And that was my fifth one today too!” I said angrily “Well at least I didn’t have a random guy pass out on me and then the ambulance come and take ME to the hospital and do surgery on me for some reason.” I spoke too soon. I then luckily got away before they did surgery on me. Then a lizard crawled up on me.”Hey little buddy-AHHHH! Get it off. Get it off! GET IT OFF!” It bit me. So guess what happened next.

Yes I fell back into the same puddle again, but guess what happened next...I bit the lizards tail, swinging it like shot put and beating Valiry adims record...with my teeth! I then got out of the puddle and fell back in and when I got out I fell back into an identical one and bumped my head and got long term amnesia "what's my name again?...Umm...Peter Griffin-no...Water Bottle-no...anyways,It doesn't matter." (Back in class at roll time)"-Mike." Joey then elbows me "Dude! That's you!" "Is that me" "YES!" " oh." " Do you have amnesia or something?" " What's that?" " Yep, you have amnesia" I then woke up in mud.HA! I trick you! none of that really happened, what really happened is...I woke up in mud. THE END.